{"id":335556,"date":"2021-12-26T19:59:32","date_gmt":"2021-12-26T18:59:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/?p=335556"},"modified":"2021-12-26T20:00:26","modified_gmt":"2021-12-26T19:00:26","slug":"evropa-sad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/2021\/12\/26\/evropa-sad\/","title":{"rendered":"Evropa sad"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Bjelopoljski marifetluci (V)<\/p>\n

Te\u0161ko ga je nagovoriti da po\u010dne prepri\u010davati minule marifetluke bjelopoljskih mangupa, ali kad krene stari ribar i limski oblutak Gero \u010cokovi\u0107, moje je samo da uklju\u010dim taj mantrak. (diktafon).<\/p>\n

\u201eSlu\u0161ajte ovaj istiniti doga\u0111aj momci. Iza kafane napravio mali koko\u0161injac i Jod\u017eo Lopu\u0161ina kupio \u010detiri koko\u0161ke. Ibretimo se mi njegovi drugovi \u0161ta \u0107e mu koko\u0161ke u sred \u010dar\u0161ije, gurkamo se nogama ispod stola, smijemo i za moje crne jade ja ga iz \u0161ale upitah:<\/p>\n

\u201eNose li Jod\u017eo?\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eJutros sam ih kupio Gero i za sada jo\u0161 nema ni\u0161ta. Dako bude, nadam se,\u201c odgovori on.<\/p>\n

Slu\u0161a Pedo To\u0161i\u0107 \u0161ta mi pri\u010damo i ujutru do\u0111e kod mene u radnju i kupi \u010detiri jaja. Ma \u0161ta kupi, nego ih uze d\u017eabe i odnese ih pravo u koko\u0161injac i postavi ispod koko\u0161aka.<\/p>\n

\u201cJa sam imao obi\u010daj da po nekoliko puta u toku dana navratim kod Jod\u017ea u kafananu i pitam ga \u2013 nose le mu koko\u0161ke jaja, a on \u0107e\u201d:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u0160ta nose li. Jutros sam na\u0161o \u010detvoro!\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eE blago tebi,\u201c odgovorih mu, smiju\u0107i se, pa nastavih: \u201eTi si kupio zlatne koke.\u201c<\/p>\n

\"\"\u201cSutradan belaj Pedo do\u0111e i uze pet jaja i opet uradi isto kao i prethodnog dana. Ja poslije pola sata odem na kahvu i samo \u0161to sjedoh za sto, Jod\u017eo \u0107e\u201d:<\/p>\n

\u201eGero, jutros sam na\u0161ao petoro. Mo\u017ee\u0161 zamislit, jedna od njih je snijela dvoje.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eNe za*ebavaj me Jole, kako dvoje? Kako petoro?\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201ePetoro Gero, \u017eivota mi moje \u0111ece. Petoro sam jutros na\u0161ao.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201cNaredno jutro, Pedo mu postavi \u0161est jaja. Opet ja u kafanu, vidim uzvrtio se Jod\u017eo, jedva \u010deka da ga upitam \u2013 ima li \u0161to. Samo \u0161to ga upitah, a on zatrepta, biva daje mi znak da \u0161utim i prstom mi pokazuje da krenem za njim u kuhinju. Samo \u0161to u\u0111oh Jod\u017eo \u0107e\u201d:<\/p>\n

\u201eGero, svega mi na svijet i \u0111ece mi moje, babu sam maloprije vodio u koko\u0161injac. Ne\u0107e\u0161 mi vjerovati – \u0161estoro.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eDaj Jod\u017eo ne za*ebavaj me. Kako \u0161estoro, ne pravi me budalom i ne sprdaj se sa mnom, a on \u0107e\u201d:<\/p>\n

\u201eJeste Gero svega mi. Baba kad je vi\u0111ela \u010detiri koko\u0161ke a \u0161estoro jaja krstila se sa obje ruke.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201cTek kad je Pedo pretjer'o i postavio mu desetoro, Jod\u017eo se po\u010deo pravdati kako je \u2018znao\u2019 za \/Pedovu podvalu ali se pravio da ne zna kako bi d\u017eabe dobijao jaja.\u201c<\/p>\n

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\u010cini mi se da \u201ePedo\u201c (Vlada Crne Gore) iz \u0161prdnje, napa\u0107enom \u201eJod\u017eu\u201c (narodu), potura \u201ejaja.\u201c Politi\u010dari su davno slomili ki\u010dmu narodu, izlu\u0111eli ga do te mjere, tako da oni koji upravljaju na\u0161im dragim nacionalnim vo\u0111ama, \u0161to nas guraju u torove, slobodno umjesto njih mogu kandidovati – koke nosilje. Siguran sam da bi narod i za njih glasao.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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