{"id":330267,"date":"2021-10-16T10:12:11","date_gmt":"2021-10-16T08:12:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/?p=330267"},"modified":"2021-10-16T10:12:11","modified_gmt":"2021-10-16T08:12:11","slug":"emte-bemte-jebemte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/2021\/10\/16\/emte-bemte-jebemte\/","title":{"rendered":"Emte, Bemte, Jebemte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Naum pade mi igra koju bi stariji momci, zabave radi, \u010desto \u201eigrali\u201c sa nama dje\u010dicom. Helem, uzeli bi nas trojicu i poredali u krug a onda bi nam oni dali imena. Jednog od nas bi nazvali Emte, drugog Bemte i tre\u0107eg Jebemte. Momak \u0161to bi nas postroio sebe bi nazvao sudijom.<\/p>\n<p>Eh, onda bi igrica po\u010dinjala ovako:<\/p>\n<p>Emte, ti si lopov i ukrao si 5000 dinara, Bemte ti si njegov drug i ti si maznuo 10000, a ti Jebemte si \u0161lapio milion. Po\u0161to vas je milicija uhvatila na djelu, moram vam po zakonu suditi. Zato \u0161to ste priznali krivicu (nije \u010dekao na\u0161 odgovor) imate olak\u0161avaju\u0107e okolnosti i ja vam izri\u010dem presudu. Emte, u ime naroda pet godina i nema\u0161 pravo \u017ealbe. Bemte deset, a tebi Jebemte do\u017eivotna. Kao \u0161to sam rekao &#8211; nemate pravo \u017ealbe, a kaznu \u0107ete odrobijati u \u0107enefu (WC).\u201c<\/p>\n<p>A onda bi pri\u0161ao drugi momak i odgurnuo sudiju govore\u0107i:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eMa kakav si ti sudija, nisi ti pravilno donio presudu. Ja \u0107u njima presuditi po pravdi\u201c i samo bi nam zamijenio imena i opet isto. A, onda bi nas zamijenili drugom dje\u010dicom &#8211; i opet u krug. Tako su koristili na\u0161u dje\u010diju naivnost i bezazlenost sve dok nismo skontali njihovu pokvarenost.<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">***<\/h2>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Narode i narodnosti novonastalih balkanskih dr\u017eavica da li je mogu\u0107e da su nas beskrupulozni pokvarenjaci osudili na do\u017eivotnu a da mi nismo to kadri skontati?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pi\u0161e: Ibrahim \u010cIKI\u0106<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3256,"featured_media":303248,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-330267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blogovi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3256"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=330267"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":330270,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330267\/revisions\/330270"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/303248"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=330267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=330267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=330267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}