{"id":279433,"date":"2019-12-06T23:37:11","date_gmt":"2019-12-06T22:37:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/?p=279433"},"modified":"2019-12-06T23:37:11","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T22:37:11","slug":"politicka-vijagra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/2019\/12\/06\/politicka-vijagra\/","title":{"rendered":"Politi\u010dka vijagra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Samo \u0161to me ugleda, drug Mijo \u0107e:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eTe\u0161ko Vlahu siromahu i Tur\u010dinu koji para nema.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>To si ti reka&#8217; a ja velju: Da ne\u0107emo &#8216;ljeba jes&#8217;, glasa&#8217; \u0107emo &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u201eSlu\u0161aj ovu o \u0111edu. Imao \u0111ed saobra\u0107ajni udes. Udarila ga kola. Preba\u010dili ga u bolnicu. Obi\u010daj na Cetinju je da se ide u posjetu bolesniku, pogotovu u ovakvim slu\u010dajevima kada je u pitanju nenadna. Naravno, svi nose i poklone. Neko sok, mandarine, pomorand\u017ee, slatki\u0161e&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Do\u0161la unu\u010dad da obi\u0111u \u0111eda. Vide na kaseti razno \u2013 raznog vo\u0107a, sokova, slatki\u0161a. \u0110eca ka&#8217; \u0111eca, poljubi\u0161e \u0111eda i udari\u0161e da jedu. Gleda \u0111ed \u0161to \u010dine i kako slatko jedu, pa kroz smijeh progovori: Je'te, ku\u0107o moja, je'te, pa \u0107e \u0111ed opet pod auto \u010dim iza\u0111e iz bolnice.\u201c<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">***<\/h2>\n<p>\u201eTada je cetinjski radio bio jedan od najslu\u0161anijih. Bili smo u Uniji nezavisnih medija i trudili smo se da objektivno izvje\u0161tavamo o ratu, politi\u010dkoj situaciji&#8230; Nekako u tom vremenu pojavila se i vijagra po Crnoj Gori i mi smo davali reklamu. Par dana poslije toga, sreta me moj profesor Pavle \u0110. na ulici i veli:<\/p>\n<p>Mijo, \u010duo sam onu reklamu za ono.<\/p>\n<p>Pa kako vam je reagovala profesore?<\/p>\n<p>Meni se noga uko\u010dila, moj Mijo.\u201c<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">***<\/h2>\n<p>Jedite \u201e\u0111eco\u201c, ku\u0107o moja, pa \u0107e \u201e\u0111ed\u201c opet pod auto \u010dim iza\u0111e na izbore. Kada bi bar ovoga puta glasa\u010di, \u010ditaj politi\u010dki mrtvaci kao i apsinenti, odbili poklone i na dan izbora ostali ku\u0107i, ne bi vi\u0161e imalo nikakvog smisla da \u0111ed opet ide pod auto.<\/p>\n<p>Vidite li da se samo igrom sudbine razli\u010ditim imenima zovemo i da izme\u0111u nas nema nikakve razlike. Svi hodimo istom d\u017eadom i udara nas isti \u201eauto\u201c. Nije va\u017eno koje je marke, auto je auto. Udesom se zove i kada se sudare \u0161leper i fi\u0107o.<\/p>\n<p>Dosta je bilo, sve smo probali i ne ide. Reaktivirajmo onu provjerenu inteligenciju sa dru\u0161tvenih margina. Jedino su oni kadri da nam umjesto nacionalisti\u010dke, zlo\u010dina\u010dke i \u0161i\u0107ard\u017eijske vijagre ponude onu ljudsku i politi\u010dku.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pi\u0161e: Ibrahim \u010cIKI\u0106<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3256,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-279433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogovi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3256"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=279433"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279433\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":279436,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279433\/revisions\/279436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=279433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=279433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=279433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}