{"id":278192,"date":"2019-11-18T23:27:55","date_gmt":"2019-11-18T22:27:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/?p=278192"},"modified":"2020-01-13T15:17:25","modified_gmt":"2020-01-13T14:17:25","slug":"inicijacija","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/2019\/11\/18\/inicijacija\/","title":{"rendered":"Inicijacija"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kada je jednom agent KGB odlu\u010dio da po\u0111e u Pariz na slu\u017ebeno putovanje, odlu\u010di se za privatni smje\u0161taj preko bookkingcom i odabere apartment na adresi Peter Mateus&#8230; Njegov agent za immobilier predade mu klju\u010deve od njegovog stana, te usput, po slu\u017ebenoj du\u017enosti, uru\u010di mu i toalet papir. Agent KGB rado prihvati izazov, uze toalet papir ispred Palate pravde i ode sa svojim partnerom agentom 007 te provedo\u0161e veoma zahtjevnu radnu no\u0107, nakon \u010dega agent 007 zadobi te\u0161ki nervni pritisak i i\u0161ijalgiju. Pritisak na \u010desmu bio je prejak, te se Agent 007 odlu\u010di da skine plovak sa vodokotli\u0107a kako bi \u00a0pritisak smanjio opasnost od poplava. Agent KGB odvede ga u istra\u017eiva\u010dki pohod te se susreto\u0161e sa inicijacijskim obredom jedne Udruge, ali i sa samostalnim agencijama koje su provodile dan u turisti\u010dkom razgledanju Monmartra i Sene&#8230; Nostalgija ih je pratila, pa su se vratili umorni na jo\u0161 jedan konak kako bi sabrali utiske. Agent KGB podi\u017ee plovak vodokotli\u0107a obavijestiv\u0161i o tome agenta 007, pri \u010demu se zna\u010dajno i prodorno pogleda\u0161e&#8230;Agent KGB svesrdno pomo\u017ee Agentu 007 da odnese kofer njegovog oca&#8230;, naravno posjeti\u0161e restaurant kus-kus, kao i Mulen Ru\u017e. Agent KGB vratio je klju\u010deve zabilje\u017eiv\u0161i doga\u0111aj majanskim kalendarom.<\/p>\n<p>Ostalo je povijest&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pi\u0161e: Mirjana MARKOVI\u0106<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3306,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-278192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogovi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3306"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=278192"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278192\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":282059,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278192\/revisions\/282059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=278192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=278192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=278192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}