{"id":277968,"date":"2019-11-15T08:03:07","date_gmt":"2019-11-15T07:03:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/?p=277968"},"modified":"2019-11-15T08:03:56","modified_gmt":"2019-11-15T07:03:56","slug":"la-vie-en-rose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/2019\/11\/15\/la-vie-en-rose\/","title":{"rendered":"La vie en rose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Poslije AB revolucije i ru\u0161enja \u201djagnje\u0107ih brigada\u201c prvo javno obra\u0107anje aktuelnog gospodara Crne Gore u sali SO Bijelo Polje. Sala puna, stoji se, nema\u0161 kud \u0161ibice baciti. Doju\u010dera\u0161nji komunisti promijenili dresove, zauzimaju startne pozicije za vi\u0161edecenijsku vladavinu.<\/p>\n<p>Vidi Re\u0161o kako se oko budu\u0107eg premijera vrzmaju likovi od zla oca i od gore majke i kuda su krenula dr\u017eavna kola, vrti glavom i \u010deka priliku. Govor zavr\u0161en, aplauz, dozvoljavaju pitanja.<\/p>\n<p>Re\u0161o \u0107e: \u201eDobro, dru\u017ee Milo, reci ti meni kako da bez paso\u0161a prebacim dvije koze od tetke iz Brodareva do Bijelog Polja? \u010cini mi se da je do\u0161lo vrijeme da \u0107e onaj ko bude imao kozu biti had\u017eija, a ko bude imao dvije had\u017eija i po. Ja nemam zuba da jedem korijenje, pa brinem.\u201c<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>***<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Samo par godina poslije ovog doga\u0111aja, iako \u017eivi u naju\u017eem centru grada, Re\u0161o kupi nekoliko koza i ovaca. I tako jednoga dana Re\u0161ine koze obrsti\u0161e vinovu lozu kom\u0161ije Patlje. Zagalamio kom\u0161ija na kom\u0161iju. Ipak,\u00a0 Re\u0161ad je stari vuk i \u010dar\u0161ijski mangup. Ne \u017eeli sva\u0111u. Naprotiv, koristi situaciju da nasmije okupljene prijatelje. Ide u pravcu koza, \u0161iri ruke, grli \u017eivotinje i pla\u010dljivim glasom zapjeva:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eDrage moje kozice,<\/p>\n<p>ne brstite Patljine lozice.&#8221;<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>***<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Te godine je bila \u017eestoka zima. Pao snijeg u novembru i nije se dizao do marta. \u017dao Re\u0161i da mu hajvan mjesecima gleda samo u snijeg i jede sijeno te ode kod d\u017eid\u017eara i kupi nekoliko nao\u010dala.\u00a0 Neka umjesto snijega i sijena misle da je zelena trava, odgovarao bi znati\u017eeljnima dok bi se ibretili kada bi vidjeli zelene sun\u010danice na njegovoj stoci.<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>***<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Re\u0161e vi\u0161e nema me\u0111u nama. I nas je kao Re\u0161ine koze i ovce po\u010detkom devedesetih zahvatila \u017eestoka \u201dzima i snijeg\u201c tako da prolje\u0107a nismo vidjeli decenijama. Narode, nema nam druge. Jo\u0161 nije kasno za emigraciju\u00a0 u neku od zemalja EU ili da kupimo original MONSTAT nao\u010dale i tako zakora\u010dimo u\u00a0\u00a0 \u2013 La vie en rose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pi\u0161e: Ibrahim \u010cIKI\u0106<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3256,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-277968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogovi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3256"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=277968"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277968\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=277968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=277968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=277968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}