Susjed Ufko sin onda\u0161njeg najbogatijeg \u010dovjeka u Bijelom Polju bio je majstor od stotinu zanata. Ina\u010de, u\u017ea specijalnost mu je bila radio TV mehanika. Volio je dru\u0161tvo, pjesmu i \u017eene. Nje mala \u0161ala, prije pedeset i vi\u0161e godina voziti mercedes 220, \u010duveni repa\u0161. Vrlo simpati\u010dan mladi\u0107, tako da nismo ni obra\u0107ali pa\u017enju na njegov problem u izgovoru suglasnika s. Umjesto s, izgovarao je tvrdo \u0161. Simpati\u010dno, zar ne?<\/p>\n
I tako jednoga dana kada su televizori bili misaona imenica za mnoge, do\u0111e \u010dovjek i donese televizor na opravku. Spusti ga na radni sto i prvo odveza \u0107ebe, pa onda \u010dar\u0161af i sav znojav i dobro zadihan zavapi:<\/p>\n
\u201eMajstore pomagaj.\u201c<\/p>\n
\u201e\u0160ta je bilo prijatelju, gdje gori,\u201c upita majstor.<\/p>\n
\u201eNe radi mi televizor.\u201c<\/p>\n
\u201eIma li tona?\u201c<\/p>\n
\u201eNema.\u201c<\/p>\n
\u201eA slike?\u201c<\/p>\n
\u201eNema.\u201c<\/p>\n
\u201eOnda mora da je u kvaru,\u201c odgovori majstor.<\/p>\n
\u201ePa jeste, u kvaru je. Zato sam ti ga i donio. Ti si majstor i zna\u0161 \u0161ta mu treba.\u201c<\/p>\n
\u201eTreba mu majstor, da ga popravi,\u201c kroz smijeh odgovori Ufko, uze \u0161rafciger i po\u010de skidati za\u0161titnu masku. Prvo mu zamijeni lampu PCL 90, ni\u0161ta, a onda po\u010de redom – otpornik, osigura\u010d, integralno, kaskadu, i na kraju trafo. Upali i samo \u0161to po\u010de bira\u010dem kanala okretati lijevo desno ne\u0161to pu\u010de i televizor zapu\u0161i.<\/p>\n
\u201e\u0160ta bi majstore,\u201c upita za\u010du\u0111eno mu\u0161terija.<\/p>\n
\u201eNi\u0161ta. Pu\u0161i \u0161piker,\u201c mirno odgovori Ufko i nastavi da \u010da\u010dka po aparatu.<\/p>\n
***<\/p>\n
Ka\u017eu pokvario se narod, treba ga popraviti. Narod ko narod, decenijama svake \u010detvrte godine odlazi kod svog izabranog ne bi li popravio sistem. I svaki put \u201emajstori\u201c im \u201e\u0161rafcigerom\u201c iznova naprave jo\u0161 ve\u0107i kvar. Pu\u0161i \u0161piker. Ne. Pu\u0161i narod!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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