{"id":266641,"date":"2019-05-23T18:14:57","date_gmt":"2019-05-23T16:14:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/?p=266641"},"modified":"2019-10-10T19:07:15","modified_gmt":"2019-10-10T17:07:15","slug":"merhaba-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/2019\/05\/23\/merhaba-2\/","title":{"rendered":"MERHABA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u0160abo je me\u0111u prvima u Gubav\u010du, selu desetak kilometara udaljenom od Bijelog Polja, imao biciklo. Nije \u0161ala, u onom vaktu imati biciklo, pa jo\u0161 i dobro svirati gitaru. Eto dovoljno razloga da mu seoski taksirati prirede belaj. Helem, dok su zlobnici okopavali kukuruz pra\u0161njavom d\u017eadom, nai\u0111e \u0160aban. Znaju\u0107i da prilikom pozdrava instiktivno podi\u017ee ruke i stavlja ih na prsa pore\u0111a\u0161e se pored plota i prvi u redu koliko ga grlo nosi zavika:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eMerhaba \u0160abo!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u0160abo sa guvernera podi\u017ee ruke i jo\u0161 glasnije odgovori:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eMerhaba!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>I samo \u0161to je uspostavio kontrolu nad biciklom drugi \u0107e:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eMerhaba \u0160aban-aga, merhaba!\u201c.<\/p>\n<p>I tako nekoliko puta dok ne izgubi kontrolu i pade na pra\u0161njavu d\u017eadu. Dobro ugruhan i razbijen ustade okrenu se kopa\u010dima i zavika:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eKo mi jo\u0161 jednom dok vozim nazove merhaba &#8211; pojeo go*no.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>***<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sve do kraja \u0161ezdesetih godina Leko zvani \u010ca\u010dak je u magazi pripremao pakete Bjelopoljcima, prodavao oputu i kanafu. Tako jednoga dana kod njega navrati kr\u0161na planinka da kupi opute. U\u0111e u magazu i umorna, nakon pozdrava, sjede na nekakvu krlju da odahne.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eLeko, daj mi izmjeri 10 metara opute.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Leko iza \u010dekmed\u017eeta, koje mu je slu\u017eilo umjesto banka, pogleda u pravcu planinke i ugleda me\u0111uno\u017eje kao na dlanu. Uze oputu i ne skidaju\u0107i pogled po\u010de mjeriti. Jedan, dva, tri&#8230; devet deset, jedanest, dvanest&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Planinka zbunjeno povika:<\/p>\n<p>Gazda Leko rekla sam deset. Deset sam rekla, \u010duje\u0161 li.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Leko \u0107e ljutito, ne skre\u0107u\u0107i pogled, koliko ga grlo nosi:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eTi sjedi kako ti sjedi\u0161, a ja \u0107u mjeriti kako ja mjerim. Neka svako radi svoj posao.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>***<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I danas stariji Bjelopoljci prepri\u010davaju kako je kasap Asim brojao pare. Vele, on je to radio ovako &#8211; biva jedan, demek dva, galiba tri, asli \u010detiri, bezbeli pet, alahber \u0161est, birind\u017ei sedam, san\u0107im osam, helem devet, a\u0161ik deset&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>***<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I mi smo imali biciklo (dr\u017eavu) ali ga nismo umjeli sa\u010duvati. Dok smo ih mi pozdravljali (glasali) sa obje ruke, oni su i\u0161li u patikama pje\u0161ice. Dok smo se mi prodavali (izbori) oni su (plja\u010dkali) nam mjeru uzimali. Sada oni imaju (privatnu) dr\u017eavu i broje milione, a mi cente. Ko mi ka\u017ee\u2013merhaba (sre\u0107an ti Dan nezavisnosti) pojeo go*no.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pi\u0161e: Ibrahim \u010cIKI\u0106<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3256,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-266641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogovi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3256"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=266641"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266641\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=266641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=266641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pcnen.com\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=266641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}